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#1 In Home Foreclosure, Most Illiterate City & Ranked By Forbes as "Most Miserable City in the US." #2 In Crime Rate after Sacramento and Modesto. #3 In car theft. Ranked by Forbes as The 5th Most Dangerous City in the US. Yeah, okay, we might be "bad" and infamous but we have good stuff too. If you live here then you know. If you don't live here then you don't know. If you think its a crappy place to live, fine. You are entitled to your opinion. But, why the f*ck did you look this up if thats whats you think? Ask yourself THAT, a**hole. =) Have a Great Day.
Stkn Resident: "209 til I Die."
Outside: "Nah man, Stockton's whack."
Stkn Resident: "Fuck up and fuck out then."
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The act of taking multiple loads, during anal sex from as many strangers as possible, before birthing and eating something with the consistency of a yeast loaf.
"Did you see all those dudes Stockton that power bottom last night!?" "Yeah, they turned his asshole into a windsock!"
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One of the sweetest, funniest guys you'll meet. He's shy but once you get to know him, he will rock your world. He's a heartbreaker. He's cute but mysterious. He loves sports. Stockton's are competitive when it comes to sports, but that's what makes them cute.
Person 1: I think i'm in love!
Person 2: With who?
Person 1: Stockton!
Person 2: Stockton is a great guy!
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A man that has an absurdly long face who is renown for having a heavy scent of gfuel coming from his clothes. He has a very small penis and loves to suck cock. He has sucked many cocks in his time as he is a magnet to all men due to his aesthetically pleasing long face. However, he does have a preference for people called Charlie, Ian and Connor, so u boys better be ready because the long faced man is coming for your dick.
Bro u gotta take a shower, i can smell the scent of Stockton.
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Wannabe gang infested town. Even though the crime rate is high, a lot of people from this town are creative in the music scene. Not talking about the whack rappers that talk about drugs, hoes, cars, and money. But the people who actually have some common sense and try to do better for the town. Also, a bunch of wannabe gangsters are proud of our crime rate, which is pretty much known to be for...Jumping/Robbing innocent folk. But, if you are actually looking for a good time in Stockton...Don't bother, you won't fine one here. Also, people think it's fun to smoke dope, and lots of it. Also, a bunch of wannabe hyphy people infest the town. Which a lot of them don't get...This is the Valley, if you wanna be Hyphy go to the Bay.
Welcome to Stockton, sorry we can't help you right now. Somebody was just shot!
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The baddest city outside the Bay. Fuck the rest, if you can roll in Stockton, then you belong here. The place where everyone's getting high and causing a scene. Highest National Violent Crime Rate in the NATION? REP IT! We run The Valley, fuck we're taking over the West Coast (THE BEST COAST)cuddie! So don't mess with our shit becuse we can blow your mind in a weak ass amount of time. We don't mess around here in the 209!
STOCKTON GO WILD!
"Hey where you from?"
"Stockton bitch!
"Ooohhh, my bad.
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Shitty city in California. South side is full of gang bangers and homeless drug addicts. East side has all the white trash and the mexican immigrants, and the west and the north side have the only decent people in the whole city who actually are doing something with there lives.
Stockton is a ying yang town. It has some of the worst people you will ever meet, but it also has some of the greatest people you will ever meet so don't judge!
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