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Sad Clown

When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.

Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.

by barryommm January 21, 2016

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Sad Clown

The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.

Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.

by Dadsies January 10, 2017

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sad clown

When you feel depressed about something, or you are having a hard time coping.

Jenny: Hey Christi, why are you being such a sad clown?

Christi: I lost my cell phone, debit card and keys last night at the bar.

by xeni January 30, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


sad clown

adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.

"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.

by condour August 6, 2003

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sad clown

*Sad clown* is an adjective I use when something doesn't go my way or I hear something sad. Nothing sadder then a sad clown.

When I saw the little boys stepping on a half dead bird after school one day, all I could say was, "O, sad clown."

by Foxy March 25, 2004

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sad clown

The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.

That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.

by Sad Clown123 October 13, 2010

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Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.

How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.

by Pep per ment butler January 11, 2016

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