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Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.
You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?
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The act of masturbating while sad.
"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."
The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.
Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.
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What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.
Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.
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sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness
"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"
Masturbation while sad
A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"
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