Sailor

One of many homosexual comments from a homosexual co-worker...

Hey... Sailor...How are you doing? This will look more gay when it is in italics.

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sailor

Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.

My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!"

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sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

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sailoring

verb.

1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?

Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…

Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...

sailor

1. A hard working member of the United States Navy
2. Accused of being gay by faggot ass Marine and Army soldiers (see also bullet sponge)
3. Persons who after spending much time at sea sleep with women in many different ports (see also prostitutes)
4. someone who gets more tail than anyone could possibly imagine

"see him? that's the 8th girl tonight, what a sailor!"
"my friend joe just worked a 48 hour day, what a sailor"

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Sailorism

A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.

I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then kicked her out of your bed... You Sailor!

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sailor

A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.

Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.

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