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He's a constipated shit. He loves Jessica.
Saleem is a constipated shit.
Saleem is an individual with high energy levels and a deep voice. He's very beautiful and pretty, and probably an internet pimp at night. We call him heavy muscle cause he needs to soldier up && needs to make his way back to Europe
He turns asexual in front of ugly bitches and his warparty's girlfriends.
Person Y: hey you
Person Z: yeah he's Saleem, hustles in silence.
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The sexiest man alive. He has big breasts which can squirt asotonishing amounts of milk for hours. He has cheese under his boobs and pubic area which age well and need to be grated. If you drink Saleemilk it can cure any disease known to mankind. He also sends the best memes you'll ever see. He is the best in bed and his favorite sex position is scissoring 😉
Yesterday I had a dream where I was getting a boob job from Saleem.
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Someone who likes to take your drugs ( food or candy) Someone who’s funny, big butted, a major crackhead, not super athletic, friend problems and not very good at talking to girls
Saleem: ( Sees food or candy he wants) Give me drugs
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A Guy Who Gets Raped by his Bestfriend everyday
Saleem gets into school and his Bestfriend pulls him into a restroom stall
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the boyfriend of mathew and is also a Irish patato farmer and also a vegan homosexual with countless stds and has a favorite son named Nathan
Saleem is very gay
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