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When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of
“Ohh, dude, I had to shower twice yesterday ‘cos I had so much salmon on my crotch!”
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A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.
Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.
He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.
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The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.
Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"
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Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.
Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.
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A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.
Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.
That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.
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After a guy blows his load in either the chicks pussy or ass, he proceeds to piss inside her to send the eggs up stream....like a salmon
This chick didn't want my baby so I gave her the Salmon.
Also check Sockeye Salmon
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Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.
Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.
Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.
Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.
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