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In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
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your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog
arrrrrrrgh me hearties
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A person who has been in the NAVY for longer then three years and has been on at least two deployments.
"Barber has been in the NAVY too long"
"Yeah I know hes one hell of a salty dog"
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The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.
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When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
Cue: You taste salty, ewwww!!! (or any variation)
You say: Aye matey, that's me salty dog. ARRR!!!
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After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
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