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wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.
john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.
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you spit on the receivers back and they turn to look.. and you shoot a load into the receivers eye. they stand up and you kick them in the leg. jumping up and down one leg... yelling arrrrgggg..... hens forth salty pirate.
damm! thats one salty pirate.
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Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.