Samuel L. Jackson

1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!

2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"

1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!

2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"

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Samuel L. Jackson

the black equivalent to Chuck Norris.

Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.

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samuel l jackson

Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?

person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.

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Samuel L. Jackson

Since appearing in pulp fiction in 1994, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in 46 movies, thats one every 90 days, thats impressive!!!!

You bad mouth Samuel L. Jackson and him and me will kick your ass!!!

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Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

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samuel l jackson

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park

White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

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Samuel L Jackson

THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY" - SAMUEL L JACKSON

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