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Samurai

A very kinky sexual act in which you throw a person called Sam at your partners eye when they begin to get close(sam-ur-ai). The mass confusion that results in this can be especially thrilling to many people and can occasionally have the added bonus of threesomes resulting with the sam person involved if you are into that kind of thing.

Man: Hey baby want me to Samurai you tonight?
Woman: What the hell is that?

by Dragonwars11 January 21, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai

Skilled in effort, tact and meditative states.

Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.

by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai

Hot and spicy sauce to go with french frites.
In Belgium

Hi, I would like a large "cornet" of frites and andalouse.
No, samuraรฏ instead. Thanks

by DUM-DUM February 11, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish ride at thorpe park in surrey.I still rode it 7000 times this season though.What self respecting thorpe park mega fan wouldn't!

Feel the force of the shite-ey warrior

by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai

A Elder juggalo that has been down sense day one

damn dude you see that crazy ass samurai

by Jester Da Juggalo January 21, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


samurai

A social class of Japan formed in the 12th century during the conflict between the Taira and Minamoto families during the Heian Era. The elite of society, they were the only class allowed to wear a sword in public (the longer katana and the shorter wakizashi). They refer to themselves as "bushi" rather than "samurai". Each samurai is trained in the art of warfare, martial arts, the sword, or the spear as well as in the way of Bushido. Each region developed their own unique style of swordsmanship or kenjutsu (such as Yagyu Shinkage-ryu as opposed to Itto-ryu) . The samurai is a cultural symbol of the ideal traits of the Japanese people- loyalty, honor,a centered mind, and attention to detail. During times of peace (Tokugawa Shogunate, 1600s+)the samurai would become artisans, farmers, or idlers (ronins/vagabonds). Their decline came in the late 19th century, with the Westernization of Japan and the advancements in weaponry.

Samurai during the 19th century spent more time drinking sake than fighting.

by kshinomori June 29, 2004

550๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Samurai

The largest and most known YouTube community to exist. It's leader is the one and only, Coryxkenshin aka The Shogun himself.

User:Yo, what youtube community are you part of?
User2:Oh, I'm one of The Samurai!

by RoachEar October 7, 2020

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž