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is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".
Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!
WTF bro?
I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.
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Hand sandwich.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.
"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."