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When that one kid (at high school) who reminds the teacher that they was gonna give out home work when the teacher has clearly forgotten.
Casper: remember the homework you were going to give out?
Teacher: ahh yes, thanks Casper for reminding me.
Me: Casper, you sandwich!
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Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).
“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”
1. (noun) A popular lunch concoction consisting of two or more pieces of bread with various meats, cheeses or condiments in between them. Derived from Earl of Sandwich of England who is said to have first popularized the meal in the 18th century.
2. (verb) To compress something with force between two other objects.
3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.
4. (noun) A sexual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them; usually a female between two males where her vagina and anus are penetrated by each male simultaneously.
1. "Angus was making me a peanut butter sandwich and he dropped a slice face down in the dirt so I made him eat it."
2. "When the train came to a sudden stop I was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. That's why I smell like this."
3. KID: "Daddy! I saw a sandwich!"
DAD: "Don't be silly, boy."
4. I'd sandwich Tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was Howard's idea then he's a fuckin' meat gazer.
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sand-witch
A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be:
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Butter
Bacon
Beef
Pork
Chicken
anything fucking edible.
NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: guys i made a sandwich!!!
guy with common sense: cool what's in it?
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: well i just toasted a singular piece of bread and put some cheese on it its pretty good actually its kinda soggy tho
guy with common sense: jesus fucking christ you monkey brain idiot thats not a fucking sandwich thats a slice of bread with condiment on it what is wrong with you?? did you go to school??? do i need to buy you one of those fucking children books about food that teach 4 year olds the most basic objects and foods?? what the fuck is wrong with you
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It's a codeword for weed,
used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.
1.
David: "You wanna buy a sandwich? ;) "
Andrew: "I say nope to dope"
2.
Steven: "I was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in..."
Mark: "shit that's rough"
Steven: "True"
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Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.
You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.
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what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.
Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??
John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!
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