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The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
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A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Wow man, that's rarer than a Santos !!
Check him out dude, he's like a staggering Santos
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George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians
when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe
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the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.
Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?
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someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me
"ours, those are my santoes too"
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A person with great potential, great looks, and always gives a helping hand.
Sicillian form of a Saint.
He's such a Santo.
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