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I want to fuck or fall in love with intelligent people. Watching someone workout differential equations makes me horny. Having brilliant professors in college makes it extremely rough to keep to myself because OMG I want to fuck my professors!
I want to fuck my physics lab professor because he is really intelligent. I am a sapiosexual and find intelligence extremely sexy.
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A term that is the last hope for lonely losers, overweight women, and pretentious tools of both genders to make themselves feel better by purportedly valuing "intelligence" over physical appearance. Frequently used in online dating profiles to give the appearance of depth and to, self-reverentially, designate oneself as very intelligent.
Sheila: I'm sapiosexual; I value a man's intellect over his looks.
Doug: Be real, Sheila, you're just saying that because your a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow . If sapiosexualism were true, Stephen Hawking would be getting more ass than a toilet seat!
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This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.
Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼
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A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.
How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.
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Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough
She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing
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A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.
Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.
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“Check out that big brain on Brett” said my sapiosexual friend, overcome with lust.
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