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- My daughter refused to ware jeans I got her, because it wasn't Armani!
- She's such a SARK, she only wants imported stuff!
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i made this up but i feel it is needed. it is a person who is critical and/or hypocritical about everything and thinks he/she is always rite everyone else is inferior. can also be sarcastic about everything
The sark said his A+ report was a piece of shit even though the sark did not do one.
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Mr Sark is a phenomenal YouTuber who posts brilliantly crafted videos that are funny , and entertaining , with excellent editing added to the mix. He is Most known for his Serpentine which is a stylish form of evasive maneuvers in the way of the Serpent. He is also known for Blair Witching which is act deprived from the movie "The Blair Witch Project" where one stands eerily and creepily in the corner . He is best known for his CS:GO , Elite Sniper III , Verdun , and G-Mod (Prophunt , Deathrun , Hide n Seek , and Murder) videos. He has over 1Million subscribers to his YouTube channel (Mr Sark) and is continuing to Grow .
Kyle: Hey Jimmy! can you name a Youtuber better than VanossGaming , PewDiePie , Markiplier , and Smosh COMBINED ?
Jimmy: he he that's a Simple one Kyle .
Kyle: So then what's the answer?
Jimmy: Mr Sark of course !
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To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out
Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.
Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.
A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.
Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"
When someone is in a mode of being sarcastic/passive-aggressive.
Royston got repeatedly verbally abused so he sarked up.
An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.
Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!
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