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canadian province that no one can spell. flat expanses of praries, home to canada's best football fans. the capital city of regina rhymes with fun (pronounced like vagina). the brithplace of modern canada back in the '50s, when tommy douglas set up the liberal reforms that now guide the nation.
saskatchewan is way out there.
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If you don't live here its very likely you don't know of its existence. known for being the Alabama/ Texas of Canada And home to some of the best drinkers and drivers out there.
person 1: "Hey what's Saskatchewan"?
person2: "I don't know"
Saskatchewan is a province in Canada. It's basically Kansas but for Canada. It's full of rednecks, old white men, and sucky sports teams. It's also just a fucking rectangle.
person A: wow, Kansas is as flat as a pancake.
person B: you haven't been to Saskatchewan, son.
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Saskatchewan is a beautiful province where half of it is beautiful praries and the other half is magnificeint forests and lakes. Saskatchewan is also the birth place of free medi-care. Unfortunately it takes years to get this "free medicare" now. Also every one leaves because there is no jobs here. Saskatchewan's phone, electrical, heating... are all controlled by the goverment. ON the plus side Saskatchewan has the worlds best uranium. lots of oil and endless other natural resources. On the down side most of those resources are sitting in the ground not being turned into a profit
Spud Co. was the stupidest goverment idea ever in the history of Saskatchewan.
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When men in hotels are identified by hookers only by the province from which they hail, they are getting geographically boned.
Hotel clerk: "Do you know the name of the guest you're meeting."
Hooker: "No, I only just met him. He's from Saskatchewan."
Hotel clerk to other hotel clerks: "That chick is a hooker, and that guy is totally getting Saskatchewaned later."
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The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.
In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.
Hey, you got any bud?
-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!
I mean pot.
-I don't understand.
Do you have any marijuana?
-You smoke dope?
Dope is heroin.
-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!
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A term used to describe the socialist mentality of Saskatchewan citizens. The province is the only fully socialist government in North America, containing the most number of socialized corporations. Saskatchewanism is its own form of statism, or socialism, that originates in the province.
Sometimes shortened to: Saskism
"Saskatchewanism must not spread throughout Canada."
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