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A Satanist is someone who personally or publicly opposes god and/or worships ha-satan (lucifer)
-Man 1: Hey did you know that Bob opposes God's commandents and does the opposite of them?
-Man 2: Damn, I guess that he's a satanist now.
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My take on the subject is that you can believe what you want to but regardless you will go to hell. Satan is not kind to anyone and shows no mercy to those who short of the glory of God. Now before you get mad at me you should know that I can not control the rules. I was always taught to celebrate diversity and inclusion so to those of you who are satanist God bless your soul and have a great day.
Have a fantastic day and a wonderful Life. I am not a satanist
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This is in reference to the new and lite version of the real thing. Its like hot topic and magic the gathering fanatics had a baby and came up with this. Basically plagiarized a religion that was all ready around. . Its like the rebel emo kid who grew up and still wants to shock their parents so they decided to go the devil route. "What do people around the world hate that symbolizes evil...Oh yeah.... " .Their goal is to undermine the "church" but they fail to understand that its not the church thats the real problem its mans nature to corrupt. You can bet its full of entitled white people.
That satanist is just another self righteous asshole who thinks he is right.
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The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
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someone who believes that they are they're own god and can control the path their life takes, satanists DO NOT worship satan (that is luciferism) but mearly worship themself, satanism is the most mis-understood religion there is.
Dumb kid: omg your a satanist that means you worship satan!
Satanist: no moron it means that i accually believe in myself it has nothing to do with the satan in the bible
Dumb kid: well then why is it called SATAN-ism hmm?
Satanist: because LeVey mearly called it that in his notes
Dumb kid: whos Levey?
Satanist: oh why do i even try?
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One who acknoledges only themselves as worthy of religious worship. Opposite to buddhism, Satanism encourages in the intensification of self awareness rather than its dissolution.
Satanists do not worship Satan. The term "Satan" is only used as a historic reference to the Egyptian god Set, god of the rising sun and of consciousness. Satanism has nothing at all to do with Christianity.
BUUUUURNNN the VILE SATANIST!!!!
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Eminem's clever variation of the word "satanic" as found in the song Bad Influence. "My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist. Make you satanistic. Make you take the pistol to your face..."
If you're Eminem and need to half hazardly incorporate a rhyme with "wrist", just make up a word like "satanistic".
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