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best fucking day of the week. the day when most good things happen
so saturday I got with this chick, smoked some really good weed, met up with some old friends, and later on went to sleep feelin' warm with that same chick watching some movie at her place.
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Is a girl group consisting of Frankie Sandford, Rochelle Wiseman, Vanessa White, Mollie King and Una Healy. They live in the UK. 'If this is Love' is their first single, 'Up' is their second single, and 'Issues' is their third single.
"They are pure pop and proud of it - The Saturdays"
'If this is love
Then I don't wanna know what it is
I won't say another word
If this is Love'
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The national holiday that occurs once every week and 52 times in a year. It is devoted for males to spend times with each other.
Often used in conjunction with "the boys"
Wife: "Thoughts on a dinner date tonight?"
Husband: "Sorry but it's Saturday, and Saturdays are for the boys"
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Saturday's happen to be for the boys. Saturday's are a day when instead of staying with your spouse or significant other, male specimens spend time with their male friends. Saturday's are for the boys.
Spouse: Hey, want to go to the movies tonight?
Male Specimen: Sorry honey, I'm going to crack open a cold one with the boys. Saturdays are for the boys.
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the day in which we reminisce of our blurry Friday Night... then fucking party more
*Saturday Morning*
Kid 1: I don't remember anything from last night...
Kid 2: Same dude... such a blur..
Kid 1: But anyways who gives a fuck.... its Saturday
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To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail
Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!
Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing
Saturday - (noun)
1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.
2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)
*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."
*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"
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