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Besides the dark lord of LOTR, this term can be used to describe a person or situation that is unpleasant or annoying or just messed up.
When referring to a person:
My teacher just failed me because I spelled naissance without the "i." She's such a sauron.
When referring to a situation:
Guy 1- Dude! My laptop just got stolen.
Guy 2- That's so sauron!
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middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.
smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.
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This is a name in the J.R.R. Tolkien series, Lord of the Rings. Sauron was the Villain in the LOTR's and he caused great evil to come about. he was formally the Luitenent to Melkor the Enemy, and is a half-god.
Also Sauron was a character in X-men and he was Pteradactol man mutant. He was a great mutant that could somewhat take mutant's powers.
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The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.
This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
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Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.
Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?
-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.
By golly Frodo! You don't think...
-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!
OH SNAP!
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A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.
Credit goes to Chapmanfan
This thread is such a circle jerk, a Circle of Sauron even.
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A lieutenant of the dark army of Mordor. This being has been enslaved by Sauron. The Mouth of Sauron has given himself to Sauron, thus being so corrupted, the world forgot his own name. When Saruman failed and Isengard was no more, The Mouth of Sauron was promised Saruman's place, as leader of the western world of Middle Earth if Sauron won the war. As portrayed in The Lord of the Rings : Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, Mouth of Sauron rides upon The Horse of Sauron, a being of pure death and horror. The Mouth of Sauron has a high possibilitie of being blind. His eyes are of no use to him for all his purpose was then, to represnt the dark lord.
Like Smeagol / Gollum, and the Orcs, the Mouth of Sauron is not a comic relief character, or a simple monster to scare. He is a true tortured and pitiful being.
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