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When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
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When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
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an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage
Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers
DAMMMMMN
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LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.
LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS
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when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.
I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.
'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.
Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.