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To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
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A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.
Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!
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A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
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A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?
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To be surrounded on all sides by dudes.
I was at the concert and I couldn't enjoy myself because I was completely sausaged.
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The Sausage is a drug and alcohol rehabilitation program located in Norton, Mass that consists of ITP, a halfway house, multiphase unit and two sober houses. It is known for having a lot of homosexuals workers and rehabers. founded by a gay jewish man named Larry S. who finally died in December of 2017 due to complications of HIV. Here All the youngsters are in for heroin and the older dry drunks are in for Alcohol, there is no in-between.
Mike: "Hey Steve, a bed opened up for me at The Sausage. I am so excited!"
Steve: "That is super! I heard there's a lot of johnnies at the sausage, I Think i might go there too!"
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Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
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