Scarf

The combo of a metaphorical Jew, a piece of shit straight out of a dogs asshole, a fag, a gay, a ugly SOB, traditional bitch.

Mr. Scarf, Mrs. Scarf, Bret Scarf, the scarf republic

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Scarfed

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

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scarfed

Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down.

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scarfing

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

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scarf

A nice fuzzy garment wrapped around the neck to keep you warm in the winter.

My grandma knitted me this ugly ass scarf for christmas. God damn.

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scarfing

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

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Scarf it

When instead of dealing with an underlying deeper problem, you simply cover it over so at least on the surface it appears somewhat fixed.

"This whole project needs starting again from scratch!" "Nah, we'll just scarf it" or "Let's just put a scarf on it"