The Scarn

Jump to the right and shake a hand,
Jump to the left and you shake that hand,

Meet new friends,

Tie some yarn, that's how ya' do the scarn.

person a: can you do the scarn?
person b: of course!

Michael Scarn

The best secret agent in the world, he gets all the girls and saves the world multiple times. If he shows up you are lucky, he only comes when it is absolutely necessary. No one knows what he looks like, only that he saves everything

"Have you heard of Michael Scarn?"
"No"
"Me neither"

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Michael Scarn

A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.

"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."

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scarned my morpheus

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

Scarn

Someone who is delusional in thinking that they are James Bond

He was the Scarn of Scranton.

scarn

when your friend is being dumb

braelynn stop doing that you scarn!!