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scatterbrain

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.

Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.

by Bob Kiger September 1, 2007

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scatterbrain

To scatterbox

see defecate

Man Timmy, I really had to scatterbrain earlier when I woke up.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

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Scatterbrain

When someone is so utterly mentally impaired that words can not describe the complete levels of stupidity they emit, if they were to have an MRI scan on their brain it would most likely show that they are missing over 70-80% of their brain. This word can not be used on people with low levels of common sense or general retards but rather the most idiotic and stupid people that exist on this planet. They are also more than likely extremely irritating.

Friend~"Harry download the game now so you can play with us later"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"

by Nero587 July 30, 2020