love scenario

A mega-hit song by a south korean boy band iKON

Love Scenario is very popular among children nowadays

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fake scenario

Stories that you create in your head about possibilities of what could happen in your life. They’re usually “love scenarios” where you think of something that could happen, for example your crush liking you back, and you create a story in you head about that.

“Dude, I just made a fake scenario in my head where my crush kissed me, it looked so real… now I’m sad.”

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either-or scenario

Either you are fully compliant with a rule or you don't get the credit

For an exam, it's a either-or scenario, either you pass it or you fail.

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the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.

Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.

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Alpha scenario

A situation or circumstance which is dictated and/or enumerated by the presence of one or more alphas.

"Oi boys, let's not stay out too late tonight."

"Nah dude, tonight's going to be an alpha scenario."

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Tae Scenario

A situation or condition that is highly unlikely and most likely impossible.

Catering for a Tae Scenario results in the recursive use of energy and resources. You are always close but not quite there. Conceptually, a Tae Scenario is similar to the Penrose Steps i.e impossible staircase.

Although the scenario originates from the thought processes of a great developer named Tae. Generating a Tae Scenario is not limited to developers and/or peopele named Tae.

Hey is was thinking do you think is should cater for the following?

What happens if someone enters their age on form and as they click save they became a year older. Do we ask them to fill in the form again? What if they become a year older but they have to be under a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older but they have to a over a certain age? Do we show them the form again?
What if they become a year older and they selected the color blue? Do we show them the form again?

No, Bob, I think that is a bit of a Tae Scenario just let them save.

Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.

“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”