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austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014

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Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 3, 2012

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Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 5, 2019


Grant schaefer

Grant Schaefer

Grant Schaefer is funny asf and gets mad bitches

by Hsybaorbor October 5, 2018


Schaefer

street name for nic stick

yo pass the schaefer!

by ZaBWGchinney January 25, 2024


Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS

omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer

by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021


Peyton Schaefer

A teenager who goes to Gibault. He's very smart and athletic!

Peyton Schaefer is a good man.

by LilDOfficial May 4, 2022