schaivoing

verb/verb intransative.

1. To be extremely hungry and/or thirsty, particularly in a situation or location where satiation is hard to come by, such as on the job.

Comes from Terry Schaivo, a woman that passed away after a lengthy court process to remove her feeding tube.

Man, after an 8 hour day I am schaivoing!

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schaivo

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

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schaivo

Taking it easy, relaxing. Food and drink optional.

Southeastern U.S. colloquialism.

We're kicking back tonight, schiavo style.

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Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.

Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?

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