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A character from Jonathan Safran Foer's novel Extremly Loud and Incredibly Close.
Oskar Schell is an inventor, jewelery designer, jewelery fabricator amateur entomologist, francophile vegan, origamist, pacifist, percussionist, amateur astronomer, computer consultant, amateur archeologist, collector of: rare coins, butterflies that died natural deaths, minature cacti, Beatles memorabilia, semiprecious stones, and other things.
"Who is your favorite fictional character?"
"Oskar Schell."
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Really gay and thinks he knows dirt bikes but he rides a 110 and he is 3 feet tall and wishes he was 3 feet in your mom. His head is as square as a box , he tries to get girls but can only get guys!
Why are you choking on my cock your being such an Aiden Schell
Some ugly bloke. Smells like beef jerky or a garbage dump. Often commits tax fraud and calls himself fat
Yeah that bloke Logan Schell smells terrible
Hey anna,Hey nina ich lieb euch ganz sehr.
Ich habe euch super mega hmamer doll lieb.
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The act of anally fucking your friends sister and then bragging about it.
Shut the fuck up, I T Schelled your sister last night.
1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
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A trap laid for one who steals food or other things in the station setting. Usually in the form of food laced with laxatives or other such undesirable content. It Derives its name from the infamous Rob Schell.
I laid a Schell Trap for the North American Panda.
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