schlawg

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

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schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

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Schlawg

when you get a big jizz and your friend drinks it and spits it back out

dude, she schlawged me last night

Schlawg

A slang word similar to the words "buddy, blud, bud, cuh, lawg, dawg" that came from tiktok and instagram reels

"what are you doing my schlawg?"
"im cooking chicken"