To masturbate; to "fap".
*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray
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A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.
I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.
50 Shades of Grey
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The opposite of βschlong,β especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.
She said that he didnβt quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.
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Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
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Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.
She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I canβt last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.
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This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.
G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!
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The act of being high.
Crodie waguan. Me and the mandem were straight schlicked last night.