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Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others
Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob
Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree
Schlob or Shree
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a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.
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Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”
“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”
'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'
To give an aggressive and extra wet blow job.
"Gotta give a dick a good schlob."
"Stop schlobbing on my cock! Leave me alone!"
adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk
A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.
I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.