schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

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schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!