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The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.
The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful
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After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
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semen (n)
ejaculation (v)
It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
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A penis.
Specifically an uncircumcised penis.
" I really liked his big, juicy schmeg pepper!"
Tony pulled down his pants to reveal a huge, throbbing schmeg pepper!"
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When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.
Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.
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A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma
you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends