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A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.
Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.
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A guy who has a thing for his older sister
Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!
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DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.
Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!
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Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
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another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️
“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”
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falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants
the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
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