off the schneid

Getting off the schneid means to end some kind of drought. It was popularized in sports commentary on television by Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPN.

The Oakland Raiders started the season oh-and-six, but finally got off the schneid by beating the Seattle Seahawks.

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Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)

Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!

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Schneidy Schneid

The dirtiest sex position on the face of the Earth

1: "Had sex with my bae last night; it was gnarly"
2: "Bro, that's rad! Did you pull any special moves?"
1: "Yeah, I pulled the Schneidy Schneid. She loved it."
2: "I'll remember that for when I lose my virginity!"

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