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After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome

Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

by IKE154 December 9, 2017

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

142πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


school love syndrome

School love syndrome is something that u only get in the holiday or on days u don't come to school. It is when you feel regret for something you either did or didn't do. There are different types of school love syndrome. One is where u feel guilty for liking/asking out someone that u don't like. Another is when you are mean to someone that likes you. It can also be when u know that someone likes you, but they're mean to you. You usually spend most of or all of your holidays thinking about one person. School love syndrome can happen to both girls and boys from anywhere between 11-17 years old. It is most common when both the people don't know each other or don't talk very often. It can also happen on school camps.

*first day of term*
"Is he still angry at me?" She asked his best friend.
"He said he thought about how mean he was all holidays."

(Must be school love syndrome...)

by What am I April 4, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.

#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

by DaMacAttacc February 14, 2012

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Asian School Girl Syndrome

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.

Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

by Frankenshtern December 14, 2010

36πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


High School Thot Syndrome

When a female has gone completely rogue, and undergoes a process of thotism, completing the process and thus being given the diagnosis of being a thot- also known High School Thot Syndrome

β€œDid you hear about Jessica? She cheated on her boyfriend twice in the past week!” β€œThe doctor said there’s only one explanation for it, she was diagnosed with High School Thot Syndrome.”

by ZachSmith420 September 5, 2018

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž