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A woman can be a slut and a “saint” at the same time.
Your woman could dress nicely, act feminine, and be pleasant to be around. She could also have had a gangbang with the football team one month ago. These two things don’t contradict each other or result in anomalies. It is possible for both events to exist at the same time, thereby proving Schroedinger’s Slut theory.
when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date
friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.
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A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.
YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
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When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.
Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve
"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"
*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"
A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.
Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"
Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."
Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "