A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm
"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.
O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!
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Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.
"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."
A rich kid that throws money at people and dated a girl 11 times
Dude did you see Alex Schwan he was throwing money at people
Creator of the ETHZ fetcher, has a 6 in SST - so you know he is a big shot.
I can't wait to georg schwan with her when we get home.