Schwartz

A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck

Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened

Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped

Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up

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Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

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Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

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schwartze

A german word meaning "black", but was incorporated into American Jewish slang to be a derogatory term towards black people.

If you are black and someone uses the word "schwartze" in their conversation in your general direction, chances are he shooting racial slurs at you.

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schwartzed

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.

That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.

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Schwartz's

An awesome Jewish deli in Montreal, specifying in smoked meat.

Dude, we gotta go to Schwartz's, and bring all our Jewish friends!

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Schwartzed

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.

Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me

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