Schwartz

The Schwartz is the greater magic, a power that ties all living things. It originated in the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, a Star Wars/Star Trek spoof film. It is a direct replica of The Force, only with the name changed for copyright reasons. The keeper of The Schwartz is a short man living on a desert planet named Yogurt. The Schwartz swords are mearly generated in the position for comedic purposes and are not "penis powered".

HELMET: Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.
SANDURZ: I'll call the attack squad, sir.
HELMET: No, we can't go in there. Yogurt has the Schwartz. It's far too powerful.
SANDURZ: But, sir, your ring. Don't you have the Schwartz, too?
HELMET: No, he got the up-side. I got the down-side. You see, there's two kinds of every Schwartz.

LONE STARR: But you're the one...
YOGURT: Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as...
BARF: The force?
YOGURT: No. The Schwartz.

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schwartzed

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.

That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.

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Schwartz's

An awesome Jewish deli in Montreal, specifying in smoked meat.

Dude, we gotta go to Schwartz's, and bring all our Jewish friends!

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Schwartzed

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.

Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me

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Schwartz

The act of blowing a load in a woman's ear. More than less causing her to become deaf.

I heard Savanah and Holland are both deaf now from receiving terrible Schwartzes' from Josh.

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Schwartz

A man who appears to be twice his actual age, and spends his time fenagelling free food and getting ahead on work. Will often appear bored or frustrated with conversation with colleagues of equal/lesser intelligence although these scenarios are his only human interaction and are what keeps him going.

That guy working at the laundro-mat thinks he is so smart, he was acting like a total Schwartz.

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Schwartz

Short douchebags

Warwick Davis is such a Schwartz in "Life's Too Short."

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