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When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?
Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
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When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously
John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"
Doggy doo-doo scooper scoops poo-poo
I’ll scoop the poop
Ok?
When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.