Scooter Ankle

My mom

I wanna commit scooter ankle

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Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

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Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

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Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

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