Scottsdale

Welcome to Scottsdale,
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.

life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.

So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one

MMM that girl from Scottsdale had BIG ASS BOOBS DUDE!

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Scottsdale

Just like any other place in the world, there are good people and bad people. Not everyone is a spoiled snob or a dick, but there are people like that here, just like there are people like that everywhere. I wouldn't recommend it for a long term deal, but it's a nice town to live in for a while.

Scottsdale is pretty, but there's nothing to do if you're not old enough to drink.

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Scottsdale

A city of superficial attitudes, inflated egos and very narrow minds. The pursuit of materialism, excess, and keeping up with the Jones, is the rule in this Phoenix suburb of 250,000 residents, where people brag about the money they have and show off their car to gain recognition. They think money and materialism, instead of people and experiences, are the most important things in life. It’s a place where people often ignore you if--God forbid--you look only average. You get weird looks from people at the Scottsdale Fashion Square if you are not wearing the latest trendy wardrobe. Known to many locals as Snobbsdale or Snottsdale, its swankiness makes it home to many of the Phoenix area’s most trendy establishments: Nordstrom, Barney’s New York, Gucci and Kenneth Cole. And only in Scottsdale can you find restaurants that serve $70 steaks. Although most Scottsdale people wont admit it, many are probably on the verge of foreclosure, due to excessive credit card debt and ridiculous spending that will soon turn them poor like the rest of us. Gosh, then they wont be able to frequent their numerous golf courses, country clubs and resorts. What’s a rich person gotta do?

Scottsdale thinks its so rich, but is actually only upper middle-class. Heck, it isnt even the richest city in Arizona or Maricopa County. So I have no idea why the people seem so snooty. Despite its perceived affluence, there is probably more loneliness and misery per-capita in Scottsdale than anywhere else.

Scottsdale is named after James Edward Scott and is also nicknamed the West's Most Western Town.

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Scottsdale

A really nice place, despite what you may think. I admit, it's a bit sheltered but it's amazingly pretty, it has many flowers and the green grass. It can be a rip off with no beach, no snow, but it's okay. The heat will bother you, but it doesn't matter and winter is amazing here, it never rains, but when it does, you treasure it and a great place for nature photography.

J-unit- "If you can't stand the heat get out of Scottsdale"
Me- "You are so Californian"

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Scottsdale

“The west’s most western town.” A very nice community in Arizona and a suburb of Phoenix. Population of 230,000. Contrary to popular belief, Scottsdale is NOT rich. Beverly Hills, Malibu, the Hamptons on Long Island and a penthouse on Park Avenue in New York are rich, but NOT Scottsdale. Yes, it is a very nice, growing community, but there are plenty of communities in this country that have much more wealth per-capita than Scottsdale could ever dream about, which makes it only upper middle-class. The only people who think Scottsdale is rich are either Scottsdale residents themselves who don’t know any better and haven’t been anywhere else, or people from other parts of the country who only follow the hype. Most of Scottsdale’s “rich” live in “North Scottsdale,” (still part of the city) and are so high and mighty that they look down on someone from even “South Scottsdale,” which is still very nice in and of itself.

Scottsdaleites are known around the Phoenix area as being haughty, materialistic, fake and shallow. The men judge their worth based on the size of their penis, the size of their SUV, the size of their bank account, the size of their home and the size of their woman’s boobs. The women do not fair any better. They are often stuck-up tramps who think money, sex, materialism and partying are the only things that count in this life. Most women from Scottsdale would NEVER considering dating/marrying a man who is only your average Joe and didn’t have what they did. And a Scottsdale resident would easily look down on someone who shopped at Walmart (although I'm anit-Walmart myself).

Scottsdale people can take their money and their fancy cars and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. Don't bring your arrogance and money around these parts of town 'cuz people will jack you for it.

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Scottsdale

Biggest city in Arizona. There is a higher percentage of upper middle class citizens than in other cities, but not in a good way. It just creates a bunch of upper middle class kids who are dilletante alcoholics, dilletante pot-smokers, wiggers, or self-proclaimed punks. However, it isn't a desert here like everyone thinks. All the suburban areas have lots of grass, and the only places with no vegetation are the areas being cleared out for new buildings.

I am watching a rumble between white kids who wear clothes that are too big and white kids who wear clothes that are too small. Don't try to fit it. It's Scottsdale.

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Scottsdale

An area here in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area inhabited entirely by rich, snooty, brats who are all white, drive $100,00 cars, wear designer brands, and live in houses that cost twice as much as in neighboring Phoenix, Mesa, or other cities in Metropolitan Phoenix. They make their money through banking, law, business, or real estate, automatically account for half of the brats in Arizona. Their mothership is the Scottsdale Mall, an fucking enmorous, overpriced mall that boasts the worlds largest collection of useless shit. They also can’t help but boast that they have the only Shake Shake, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and other luxury brands in all of Arizona. In conclusion, avoid it all costs.

I’ve never met anyone from Scottsdale that isn’t

1. Worth at least $500,000
2. Not White.

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