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scrontch

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

by ScrotchThis May 29, 2006


Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.

“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024


Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.

“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

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