scroop

1.v.To lightly finger (Yokel-speak)
2.v.Variation on scoop and screw
3.n.A small badger-like creature that lives in the hills of Hertfordshire (Baldock Speak)

1.Ooh arr! Tra'errr? Youest be scop'n that there sloth 'gain Jamie-poo?
2.a) I had a great scroop last night
b) He scrooped the screw in
3.Like what is done derr scroop yeh uh Buwdockk

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scrooping

The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.

"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."

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Scroop

a rustle of silk

I was looking at her dress, and I got a weird boner when I saw it scroop.

Scroop 0905

someone who steals your seeds and munches them down ruthlessly

Synonym: Bit Wix Gaming, Seed stealer

Friends: bobby_dong69, Beavis, James Keefe, Ronan Daly, Adam Sirk.

guys look it's Scroop 0905, hide your seeds. I heard that guy is friends with Adam Sirk.