scrouch

a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.

Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.

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Scrouching

A scraggly type of crawl: demonstrates mischievous body language

“I witnessed him scrouching across the ballroom floor”

Scrouch

The act of crouching, but making it sneaky as shown by hit youtuber Call Me Kevin in the video entitled "This horror game allows you to become the horror"

Kevin scrouched by the dumb cage guy