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scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006

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scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 17, 2007

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scrumpet

A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)

His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.

by dogsbtych March 23, 2015

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scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 3, 2005

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scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean

"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"

by lockie_oz September 15, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.

shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 20, 2010

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