Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!
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A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.
"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
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A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)
His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.
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A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not
This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.
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a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean
"that girl is such a scrumpet"
"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"
"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
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A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.
shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?
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Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!
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