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The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"
The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
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something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.
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On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
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Last night I told this chick to scrumple off but she wouldn't so we ended up scrumpling instead.
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a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck
last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious
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uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell
Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples
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