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The mix between a simp and a cuck, but not exactly being pin pointed to either. Aka idubbbz
I know you're a scump, so send me her onlyfans my dude.
You're dude: No problem, it's just a pussy.
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To "Scump" is to stand with your arms crossed, eye's diverted away from any person, and humping. This act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.
A very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.
Person 1: Hey man why's that guy moving all funny around that girl?
Person 2: Don't worry man... He's just scumping!
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The 3week old build up of disscharge under the foreskin usually only formed when a man doesnt get any action!
Can be used to describe dirty people and can be used to offend
(1) That's jake he's a scumpy loser! (2) anton don't wipe your scump on me its foul
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a word that describes something with a cuteness rating of unbelievable magnitude. It can be used to describe a dog or another domestic animal of that sort.
Rosie
Sunny
Mia
"She is a little scump, right?"
"Look at that scump run like a scump!"
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1. (verb) The act of stumbling over an invisible bump in the floor.
2. (noun) The sound one makes when skumping. Usually sounds like a simian grunt.
3. (proper verb) A highly exaggerated form of stumbling performed by a Scape (or Skape). *Perform* is the operative word here. An ordinary scump is more than a regular trip or bump anyway. When done by a Scape, Scumping (note the capitalization) involves wild gestures, blood-curdling shrieks of terror and pain. It is always followed by imaginary injuries and paranoid accusations.
While a normal scump could be the result of tripping over a previously-unseen bump, a Scump is always done for attention and never involves any physical contact, except whatever the Scape ends up falling into (a barrel, a shelf, a table, etc). A Scump has no discernible cause, though the Scape usually tries to blame them on a roadblock of some sort which was purposely left in its way. If ignored, a Scump will be forgotten, though it might resurface in future tales.
Usual suspect causes of a Scump include tables, barrels on the other side of the room, cracks in the floor, and errant dust particles.
1. "Hey, Zeke, what happened?"
"I was headed to the conference room, and suddenly I tripped on a scump."
2. (Walking across the hall)
"Hey, Clem! How're you - ooffff! Scump!"
3. "Someone must have put that table in my way on purpose, because I never saw it before and I fell and..."
"Oh, great. The Scape just Scumped again."
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A scump is when a male put his nipple into a another male or females butthole.
shane dawson scumped his cat so hard last night it meowed!!!
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Another word for a spud or someone who’s an absolute knob and doesn’t know what they’re doing
Oh Cian , your such a scump why did you shoot my dog
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