An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.
Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.
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It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.
Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.
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An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.
"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"
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In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth
Guy: ok I Won't
A few minutes later
Guy: ok let see what he was talking about
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when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB
I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle
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Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.
an alternate cult sounding name for VISCO girls, due to the stereotypical phrase: SAVE THE TURTLES.
random girl: (drinking from hydro flask ) SAVE THE TURTLES! and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks....
me:you are a member of the daughters of the sea turtles
random girl : what OwO (drinking from hydro flask)
me:has a cringe attack
me: faints